Brad and Angelina

Aaron won the pie eating contest last week at work and now he is a celebrity at work. All I hear from everyone is "Oh, is Aaron your husband?", like I'm the luckiest girl in the world that I married a guy that can scarf down a chocolate cream pie in one gulp. I'm just wondering, what next event will keep us the remaining celebrity couple at work. If it has to do with burping or farting, we are totally out. I really don't want to be the girl who married an all time Farting Champion of City Hall. But then again, if it gets us some press, why not.